Today, the governor of the state of Texas, Rick "The Hair" Perry issued the following proclamation:
NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas.
Read the entire proclamation here.
Somehow, I don't think this is going to work!