Poe's Corner from Episode 011

Which one of these is fake?


1) The Life Force Inc. Frequency Alignment Device - How Does It Work?
The Earth has an electromagnetic field surrounding it. This field has a frequency. All matter within this field has it's own vibration frequency. From time to time this vibration frequency can become upset. The Life Force Inc. helps realign your body frequency. 
How does it work?
The Life Force Inc. works by applying very definitive bandwidths of frequencies in three specially created groups of waveforms.   One band contains all the frequencies pertaining to the pathogen (bacteria, viruses, fungi) range. We omit the frequencies of enzymatic bacteria and some floras, they are needed for our digestive functions and therefore need not be disturbed. Much research has been done in defining these frequencies and   research continues to define the frequencies of new strains of pathogens as they emerge; to date none have fallen outside of the over one million frequencies we employ in our devices. The wave shape and orientation instruct the cells of the body to open and release their pathogen content to the bloodstream, where they are more readily exposed to the frequencies contained in the perspective band we use to effect them. Each pathogen frequency then meets with its own frequency contained in the waveform; this sets up a strain on them, where it is impossible for each to vibrate at their own Life Frequency. They slowly self destruct. These now-dead pathogens are carried through the bloodstream to our filter organs to be processed out of the body. This is why we suggest, during the use of the technology, when you find it is time to urinate, consume some clean water before urination. What this does is to create pressure for the flush and to leave some fluid in the filter organs for the next batch of die-off to be suspended. This allows the filter organs to function with less strain. Please consume adequate clean filtered water or fluids! 
NOTE! You must maintain a fresh battery supply to ensure your device's effectiveness. Two 9-volt alkaline batteries are required for your initial 30-day application. The first battery will be used from day one to day fifteen, the second to day thirty 


2) G-Oyster™
Electromagnetic Stress is often an unrecognized and undiagnosed factor in many minor and serious illnesses, including slow recovery from illness. Contributing factors to Electro Stress include: mobile phone masts, substations, pylons, DECT phone systems, GSM and UMTS mobile phones, computer equipment, household appliances, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth systems. 
G-Oyster™: The conclusion of many years of research and development in miniaturising the unique Geomack Energetic Vitalising Technology™ has culminated in the release of a product that is totally revolutionary in personal energetic protection - both in terms of Electro Stress and Geopathic Stress - while at the same time being an amazing personal energy booster that can be carried right in your pocket! 
How does it work?
The products interact with the natural electromagnetic fields eminating from the earth and create a charging energetic field that has the following characteristics: it boosts the energy levels of the inhabitants of the relevant property and this vitalising field also neutralises the harmful effects of natural electromagnetic radiation – Geopathic Stress (GS)- which has become distorted by other electromagnetic fields such as underground running water, underground cavities, certain mineral concentrations or power cables. Also the energetic field emitted by the products very efficiently combats the effects of man-made Electromagnetic Pollution (also called Electro Sress) caused by, amongst others, electrical appliances, pylons, substations, mobile phone masts, computer equipment, mobile phones and DECT cordless phones.  A draining environment becomes revitalised. 


3) NRG Recalibration Module
The NRG Recalibration Module(tm) is a proprietary and new technology that stimulates and relaxes the bodies natural electromagnetic field causing a balancing of the bodies internal biorhythms. Years of testing have proven the NRG Recalibration Module(tm) technology to be 100% effective in correcting years of damage done by modern society's growing dependence on electro-magnetic wave emitting devices. 
How does it work?
The NRG Recalibration Module(tm) uses semi-passive Q-Crystalline(r) technology to alter incoming electro-magnetic waves and create a harmonious living or work environment. Dangerous artificial electro-magnetic waves induce vibrational energy into the 3-Dimensional Q-Crystalline(r) grid, which is tuned to the body's natural frequencies. The NRG Recalibration Module(tm) then absorsb and remodulates the waves to frequencies that are safe for humans and animals. By having one or more of the modules in your work area, it is possible to create a natural electro-magnetic safe zone, where your mind and body will perform most efficiently and without stress. 
The NRG Recalibration Module(tm) is even capable of protecting you from your personal computer or  laptop, by wearing it around your neck or placing it in a shirt, jacket, or pants pocket!