Episode 016 Poe's Corner

This week's "Poe's Corner" asks the panel, and you loyal listener, to try and tell the difference between actual church marquee signs and ones used on The Simpsons' First Church Of Springfield signs. ENJOY:

1. Whoever is praying for snow please stop.
2. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one.
3. There's something about the Virgin Mary.
4. Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
5. Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
6. Rapture Threat Level: ORANGE.
7. Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young.
8. Church parking only. Violators may be baptized.
9. God loves you whether you like it or not.
10. Evil women in history: from Jezebel to Janet Reno.
11. Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer.
12. Thou Shalt Turn Off They Cell Phone.
13. Dysfunctional family welcome. You’ll fit right in.
14. Free Wi-Fi During Sermon

Actual Church Sign source: http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/gallery.php

Simpsons Signs source: http://www.snpp.com/guides/religion.html