Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Can't even give this stuff away...or can you?

[Gary] Today's deal (Time sensitive, so I am putting the description below.)
For $200 you get a box of 200 Titanium ProPatches AND either a 26" LCD screen or a Fuji 3D camera.
Now. What exactly do you think you are paying for here? A 26" LCD costs from $150 and up and the 3D camera is ~$350 online. But these guys put the ProPatch as the selling point?! Sure, it's created "by a team of athletes and scientists" but I think it's a pretty good indication that they are worthless and probably cost about ten cents to make, if they can include a "free" electronic device. It;s also amusing that the electronics doesn't appear to be able to sell by itself if the big selling point is the placebo device. Sigh.

Product Info

Take your game experience to the next level with these PROPATCH 200 Titanium Patches + a free Westinghouse 26" LCD TV or FujiFilm FinePix HD 3D 10MP Camera!

Worn by Amar’e Stoudemire and many other of the world’s best athletes, PROPATCH with Titanium is a topical titanium patch created by a team of athletes and scientists to help improve your performance - on and off the courts.

And now you can get PROPATCH with your choice of a free with purchase bonus - either a Westinghouse HD TV, or a FujiFilm FinePix digital camera. That’s a combination that can’t be beat! You’ll be able to watch the game on a crystal clear 26 inch 720p display with a room-encompassing viewing angle and stereo speakers, or capture the game forever in high resolution 3D and 2D pictures and videos.


Titanium Patches;

Condition: NEW
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer
Manufacturer: PureBrands

Free Fuji 3D HD Camera;

Condition: NEW
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer
Manufacturer: FujiFilm
Model: FinePix Real 3D W3

Westinghouse 26" LCD HDTV;

Condition: NEW
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer
Manufacturer: Westinghouse

PROPATCH Features Include:

Topical titanium patch
Created by a team of athletes and scientists
Made with Grade 1 ASTM F67 Titanium foil, suitable for surgical implant applications
Sweat and water-resistant
Apply directly to the skin
Can be worn for up to 10 hours
Perfect for any sport, exercise, work or travel


  1. The patches sound like a total joke... snake oil. Obviously it doesn't work for the athletes like Amar'e... he's constantly hurt and still cannot play defense!!

  2. Besides stating the obvious, that Titanium is tolerated better in the body than other metals, they don't even try to explain how their product works...or really even what it is suppose to do. Seriously, could it get more vague than this? It almost seems like a practical joke: "how many products could we sell if we skiped the actual claim part and only told people that pro athletes use them"

  3. I got these a few months back a full FREE box i still can't figure out what they are for???? weird!!