Friday, December 28, 2012

Episode 090 Ponders Iowan Morality Over Secular Eggnog

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00:01:00 Birthday
00:08:40 Alien bones found in Mexico...not
00:14:00 The holidays: secular versus nonsecular outlooks
00:34:30 Iowa Supreme Court on women being irresistably sexy
00:52:45 Things we liked about the year
00:57:30 10 Weird animals of 2012
http://www.livescience.com/25707-10-weirdest-animal-discoveries.html

And Calli tries to break in but is denied by the power of the Mute tool.

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And here is a recipe for Gingerbread Dough from the Food Network:


The dough must be chilled for at least three hours and up to two days. The cookies can be prepared up to one week ahead, stored in an airtight container at room temperature. I had to bake many batches to finally accomplish the perfect gingerbread cookie. When the dough is rolled thin, it will bake crisp and almost cracker-like. Yet, when rolled thick (my preference), the cookies turn out plump and moist. In either case, the flavor will be complex and almost hot-spicy.

Ingredients

  • 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 3/4 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly milled black pepper
  • 8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/4 cup vegetable shortening, at room temperature
  • 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
  • 2/3 cup unsulfured molasses
  • 1 large egg
  • Royal Icing (recipe follows)

Directions

Position the racks in the top and bottom thirds of the oven and preheat to 350 degrees F.
Sift the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, cloves, salt and pepper through a wire sieve into a medium bowl. Set aside.
In a large bowl, using a hand-held electric mixer at high speed, beat the butter and vegetable shorteninguntil well-combined, about 1 minute. Add the brown sugar and beat until the mixture is light in texture and color, about 2 minutes. Beat in the molasses and egg. Using a wooden spoon, gradually mix in the flour mixture to make a stiff dough. Divide the dough into two thick disks and wrap each disk in plastic wrap. Refrigerate until chilled, about 3 hours. (The dough can be prepared up to 2 days ahead.)
To roll out the cookies, work with one disk at a time, keeping the other disk refrigerated. Remove the dough from the refrigerator and let stand at room temperature until just warm enough to roll out without cracking, about 10 minutes. (If the dough has been chilled for longer than 3 hours, it may need a few more minutes.) Place the dough on a lightly floured work surface and sprinkle the top of the dough with flour. Roll out the dough 1/8 inch thick, being sure that the dough isn't sticking to the work surface (run a long meal spatula or knife under the dough occasionally just to be sure, and dust the surface with more flour, if needed). For softer cookies, roll out slightly thicker. Using cookie cutters, cut out the cookiesand transfer to nonstick cookie sheets, placing the cookies 1 inch apart. Gently knead the scraps together and form into another disk. Wrap and chill for 5 minutes before rolling out again to cut out more cookies.
Bake, switching the positions of the cookies from top to bottom and back to front halfway through baking, until the edges of the cookies are set and crisp, 10 to 12 minutes. Cool on the sheets for 2 minutes, then transfer to wire cake racks to cool completely. Decorate with Royal Icing. (The cookies can be prepared up to 1 week ahead, stored in airtight containers at room temperature.)
  • ROYAL ICING
  • 1 pound (4 1/2 cups) confectioners' sugar
  • 2 tablespoons dried egg-white powder
  • 6 tablespoons water
Make ahead: The icing can prepared up to 2 days ahead, stored in an airtight container with a moist paper towel pressed directly on the icing surface, and refrigerated.
This icing hardens into shiny white lines, and is used for piping decorations on gingerbread people or other cookies. Traditional royal icing uses raw egg whites, but I prefer dried egg-white powder, available at most supermarkets, to avoid any concern about uncooked egg whites.
When using a pastry bag, practice your decorating skills before you ice the cookies. Just do a few trial runs to get the feel of the icing and the bag, piping the icing onto aluminum foil or wax paper. If you work quickly, you can use a metal spatula to scrape the test icing back into the batch.
Dried egg-white powder is also available by mail order from The Baker's Catalogue,  1-800-827-6836.Meringue powder, which is dehydrated egg whites with sugar already added, also makes excellent royal icing; just follow the directions on the package. However, the plain unsweetened dried egg whites are more versatile, as they can be used in savory dishes, too. Meringue powder is available from Adventures in Cooking ( 1-800-305-1114) and The Baker's Catalogue.
In a medium bowl, using a hand-held electric mixer at low speed, beat the confectioners' sugar, egg-white powder and water until combined. Increase the speed to high and beat, scraping down the sides of the bowl often, until very stiff, shiny and thick enough to pipe; 3 to 5 minutes. (The icing can be prepared up to 2 days ahead, stored in an airtight container with a moist paper towel pressed directly on the icing surface, and refrigerated.)
To pipe line decorations, use a pastry bag fitted with a tube with a small writing tip about 1/8-inch wide, such as Ateco No. 7; it may be too difficult to squeeze the icing out of smaller tips. If necessary, thin the icing with a little warm water. To fill the pastry bag, fit it with the tube. Fold the top of the bag back to form a cuff and hold it in one hand. (Or, place the bag in a tall glass and fold the top back to form a cuff.) Using a rubber spatula, scoop the icing into the bag. Unfold the cuff and twist the top of the bag closed. Squeeze the icing down to fill the tube. Always practice first on a sheet of wax paper or aluminum foil to check the flow and consistency of the icing.
Traditional Royal Icing: Substitute 3 large egg whites for the powder and water.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Episode 089 Goes Drinkin' and Carousin' with Friends

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Live and uncut from The Lion and Rose you did not ask for it but we are giving it to you anyway with special guests Teacher Mike, Debzilla, and Mechazilla and no internet access WTF Lion and Rose
00:02:40 Birthday
00:07:15 Westboro Baptist Church versus Anonymous good or bad
00:23:30 atheistcensus.com
00:36:00 Mayan Alpaca lips
00:52:00 Lightning Round

And oh my is it loud in there even after we requested the music to be turned down. Dogs got nothing on pubs, man.

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Episode 088 goes gift shopping for Piltdown Man: the guy who had everything

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00:03:00 Intro stuffs
Donna wins an award, but you cannot see the short film... yet
00:05:45 Birthday
00:09:00 American Atheists have a new billboard and Dave Silverman on OReilly
00:13:30 Facebook comments
00:17:40 A horrible segue into shopping
The article that prompted it:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-why-behind-the-buy/201212/is-your-brain-holiday-shopping
00:19:50 Shopping and psychology up first is smells
00:27:45 Product placement and haggling
00:43:40 Pricing and emotional appeals
00:56:45 Who perpetrated the Piltdown man hoax

And Harpo just wants to go out and BUY SOMETHING THERE ARE SALES ON LETs GO

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And here is a picture of green...soothing, no?

Friday, December 7, 2012

Episode 087 repairs itself but not really while roboticaslly surfing the ocean

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00:03:00 Donnas 46 Hour Film Experience Mostly Donnas though
00:06:30 A Mean Birthday
00:20:35 Listener mail
00:27:00 WOT via Robert P
world.banoosh.com
00:40:45 Liquid Robotics achieves world record for autonomous vehicle distance
http://liquidr.com/news_events/press/2012/2012-12-05-pacx-arrival-australia.html
Correction: the desert autonomous vehicle track is 150 miles
00:47:00 Greg gets mad about gay reversion therapy opinion
http://skepticwire.blogspot.com/2012/12/sharing-sickening-hate-filled-opinion.html
01:10:00 Lindsay Lohan hits a psychic and Gary leanrs that the word gypsy is racist
01:19:17 Lightning Round
01:24:20 Announcements

And Harpo does her best impersonation of an attention hound


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Sharing a sickening, hate-filled opinion piece with ya'll

Featured on Episode 087 of the show we discuss a hateful, ignorance-filled opinion piece about "the homosexual conspiracy" and gay "reparative" therapy. We read a section of the piece on air, but to get the full horribleness I share with you the complete text.

Why am I posting this on the blog? Why not just put a link in the show notes? Because I don't want this horrible website to get any more traffic and profit off of hits that I can avoid. Feel free to check the link at the bottom, but trust me: I copy this word for friggin' word. GERG ANGRY!!!

Without any further ado I give you the horrible: 

Why homosexual ‘marriage’ signals the end of heterosexual rights

by Greg Quinlan     Wed Oct 31, 2012 18:58 EST

October 31, 2012 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The homosexual push for “equal marriage,” otherwise known as genderless marriage, can only lead to a ban on heterosexual rights. With a President in power who endorses gay causes and readily misuses executive orders, and emboldened by their numerous wins for gay rights at the legislative and judicial level, homosexuals have now moved beyond equal rights to the “more equal than you” level. As a result, gay organizations are working to ban that practice they fear the most—heterosexual behavior.

Witness the ban on heterosexual therapy successfully pushed by homosexual groups in California. Even though no scientific evidence exists of a “gay gene,” parents in California are now prohibited from taking their children to see a therapist to resolve their child’s unwanted same-sex attractions.

So for parents who discover that their son has been molested and is now sexually confused, their only option is to make an appointment with a gay affirming therapist because unlike heterosexual affirming therapy, gay affirming therapy has not been declared illegal in California even though such therapy has not been proven beneficial by the APA. 

Yet a parent can take their son to a therapist to approve gender blocking hormones so that the child’s natural gender is stunted before he reaches puberty. In short, parents can attempt to change a child’s gender, but they can’t change their child’s sexual orientation unless it is to a homosexual identity.

This heterosexual ban did not come about by accident, because who would have considered it? Surely not parents, who want all therapeutic and medical options available for their child. So then why would a state legislature like California ignore the wishes of parents and outlaw heterosexual therapy for children? Indeed, the original legislation banned heterosexual therapy for everyone, including adults.

Nor can we attribute the ban to the wacky state of California, because New Jersey is next on the list to outlaw heterosexual therapy for children, thanks to a New Jersey state assemblyman who has introduced the legislation. 

As a politically powerful and wealthy constituent group of the Democratic party, gay activists know from their successful gay marriage battles (never won at the ballot box) how to lobby for homosexual legislation regardless of its effect on society at large.  So as gay activist organizations band together to demand that state legislatures ban heterosexual therapy, its anti-heterosexual consequences are ignored and the rights of parents over their own children are outlawed.

As a former homosexual, I understand the gays’ dread and absolute fear of heterosexuality. It goes beyond trying to normalize sodomy by calling it “marriage.”  It’s about labeling others as “gay” as early as possible—witness the gay activist push into public schools—and then ensuring that they do not leave the group. As a homosexual, I was welcomed with open arms, especially when I joined the gay activist cause.

But when I decided to leave homosexuality after seeing hundreds of my friends and acquaintances die of AIDS, I was demonized and excoriated as an ex-gay traitor, which continues to this day.  Now I see that same hate against the ex-gay community being targeted against African-Americans who refuse to equate sodomy with their skin color and against heterosexuals who will not recognize homosexual behavior as a civil right.

So what does that mean for heterosexuals? Just look at what is happening. In addition to banning heterosexual therapy, individual homosexuals are filing lawsuits against heterosexuals by using gay rights laws to force mandatory recognition and approval of homosexual behavior. Businesses and individuals who do not approve are fired from their jobs, threatened, or publicly castigated – as witnessed by the attempted but failed nationwide Chick-fil-A boycott by homosexuals.

The culture war is not slowing down; it’s just beginning to gain steam as gay organizations turn to anti-heterosexual legislation, mandatory public approval of sodomy, federal funding of gay youth activist organizations and homosexual initiatives, required government training against “homophobia,” “heterosexism,” and “transphobia,” etc., etc.  This is more than a culture war; it is a war for our very own freedoms—a war for the character and future of our nation.

Homofascism will soon be, if it is not already, the greatest threat to our individual liberties in this country.  So-called equality marriage is just the beginning.
 Greg Quinlan is President of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays (PFOX) and Executive Director of Equality and Justice For All.


 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Episode 086 samples Bigfoot bagles, ices a drink from Mercury ice, and wears RFID Marks of the beast

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00:10:25 Birthday
00:16:25 NASAs non announcement about Mars and a real announcement about Mercury
00:24:00 Bigfoots afoot get their DNA figured out
00:39:40 Facebook memes stop it
Sour sop graviola fruit and cancer  plus the privacy and copyright notice
00:53:30 Mark of the beast in our high schools RFID IDs
01:09:00 Lightning Round
01:16:00 Peer pressuring Greg

And Harpo gets upset at the peer pressure Gary And Donna give Greg to drink.

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Still no big board so here a rare picture of "Chet Hanson, Adult Film Star"


Friday, November 23, 2012

Episode 085 Searches for Jesusy Klingons and Nanoparticles

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00:04:40 Birthdays
00:16:05 MS treatment uses nanoparticles and other medical news
http://phys.org/news/2012-11-nanoparticle-halts-multiple-sclerosis-diabetes.html
00:26:00 Anti-science thinking
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/did-jesus-die-klingons-too-and-other-pentagon-projects
http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2012/11/19/florida_senator_marco_rubio_the_age_of_the_earth_is_a_great_mystery.html
00:59:34 Correctional letter

And Harpo wants the toy...gotta get the toy...gimme the toy..TOY


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No big board so here is a picture of a baby playing the slide guitar

(found on http://w4mop.com/ from a google search...I have no idea about that website, only that it had this picture on and they should get credit)




Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Episode 084a Where-in Greg Interviews Everything at Skepticon

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00:01:07 Micah Weiss Skepticon Program Director
00:05:07 Ken and Maria Myrbach Skeptical Entrepeneurs
http://foliumoils.com/        
and
http://www.apopheniacandies.com/
00:11:20 Phil Ferguson Skepticmoney.com
00:17:08 Teresa McBain American Atheists PR Director
00:21:08 Darrel Ray Author Sex and God and The God Virus
00:21:39 Lauren Lane MC and Founder of Skepticon
00:27:49 Jeffrey Markus Executive Director of Skepticon
00:33:55 Keith Lowell Jensen Comedian
httP://rockass.net
00:44:10 George Hrab Musician and Podcaster
http://about.me/georgehrab

And noises in the background make for an interesting listening experience. Bonus points for identifying people and inanimate objects.

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The Big Board no Big Board for this, so here is a random play bill from the 1920's


Friday, November 16, 2012

Episode 084 Two Other Hosts Goof While Donna Plays in DC

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00:03:45 Greg on Skepticon briefly
including a story about Springfield, MO telecomm,
celebrity within the Skeptic and Atheist community,
list of interviews available on a soon to be released bonus Skeptic Wire
00:25:30 What to do if you lose your expensive phone
00:29:10 Birthday
00:40:00 Unintended consequences 1: Savita Halappanavar
00:47:45 2: General David Patraeus
00:57:40 3: Global warming and satellites

And the dogs reamin complacent in their snoring, happy dog way.

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The Big Board:

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Episode 083 two hosts goof while Gerg plays at Skepticon

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00:00:00 unimportant blather over intro music
00:01:00 What are we talking about
Gregs at Skepticon follow him on twitter at mandogerg
00:06:30 Birthdays: Jack Kilby and Bram Stoker
00:11:30 Vampires rant
00:15:00 Dikikas Baby Salaam and some anatomy lessons
00:31:00 Action comics and Neil de Grasse Tyson
00:32:50 Another Bigfoot search this one trying to get a dirigible
00:42:45 Vigilantes in Cairo protect women
00:50:55 Former NASA employee loses religious discrimination lawsuit

Gregs at Skepticon follow him on twitter at mandogerg

And Calli and Maese enjoy having someone over after weeks of wondering what they did to chase everyone away....so they chase each other.


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And it's briefly back: the Big Board! Though it's not particularly relevant.


Friday, November 2, 2012

Episode 082 sings the praises of the coming election referendum and actually sings: SONG CHALLENGE


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00:01:00 Coffee Chat
00:06:45 Birthdays Jenny McCarthy, Larry Flyntt
00:18:00 Ballot issues and referendum
00:23:40 California and the Death Penalty
00:37:35 Physician Assisted Suicide in Massachussettes
00:47:45 Gay Marriage Initiatives
01:10:40 Song Challenge
Use the words: splanchnocranium, United Nations Day, Alfred Hitchcock
1:13:15 Gregs Song: Holding On
1:22:07 Garys Song: Donnaween
Both songs and Gregs extra song Happy Sloth can be found at
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And Harpo is upset that we cannot remember her name plus tries to explain her stance on gay marriage.


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Song Challenge Words
Greg Perrine- Holding On
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Holding On

How long
Can you hold onto a dream
Trying to grasp at the clouds
The details slip into ether
Sex Visions or Hitchcock horror
We can’t hold onto either
As real as they may seem
You gotta let go of those dreams

How long  
Can you hold onto an idea
A straw can break the back
Of a conspiracy house of cards
Masons and United Nations
Are usually who they say they are
As real as you want it to be a
You gotta let go of those ideas.

How long
Can you hold onto a belief
It hits you in the splanchnocranium
That gods and ghosts are myths
Fantasies make great stories
Reality is what we live with
As real as a nice motif
You gotta let go of those beliefs

How long
Can you hold on to a love
Dreams, ideas, and beliefs
Were once the stuff of songs
But youre only hurting yourself
By holding on too long
As real as I ever knew
What do I do about you

As real as I ever knew
What do I do about you
How long---------------------------------------  

Gary Laun - Donnaween
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Sometimes satellites can be seen flying through the night
Reflecting sunlight to the ground below
Other times theyre at my door demanding candy asking for
Tricks or treats then they go
Oh, Im playing dumb
I ask them what they are and where they come from
                                                       
Werewolves Vampires skeletons displaying splanchnocraniums
Going door to door to door so eagerly
I’m waiting for the bell to show a pathway to the gates of hell
Watching Hitchcock on an LCD

Oh,     Im not so smart
Snacking on the chocolate caramels and sweet tarts

Miniature politicians say United Nations Day was last
They’re scarier by far than the zombie aliens with oozing scars

I sometimes dress it depends but usually Im behind the lens
Making pictures independently
Other times Im on the mic fielding snarky comments left and right
And you can hear me Fridays at three

Oh  its maybe make believe
Even if it fits in the realm of anthropology Ill make no apology
for my demagoguery and Ill end this song on cheese

Happy Sloth
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Happy Sloth is happy
Happy Sloth is happy
He went to the doc,
And he got his shot,
|Happy Sloth is happy

Brave Moose is Brave
Brave Moose is Brave
He didn't move a bit
For that needle stick
Brave Moose is Brave

Da lady bug is a lady
Da lady bug is a lady
A nurse stuck her arm
Now she's protected from harm
Da lady bug is a lady

Smart turtle is smart
Smart turtle is smart
She came for her annual
Got her doses on schedule
Smart turtle is smart

Don't you listen to mister Wakefield
Because his data he fake-field
Just cause McCarthy's on Oprah
Doesn't mean you should lose hope-rah
If you don't want the blues
Don't read the Natural News
Cause the science tells you facts
That it's a good idea to get vaxed!!

Happy Sloth is happy
Happy Sloth is happy
He went to the doc,
And he got his shot,
Happy Sloth is happy



Saturday, October 27, 2012

I am unimpressed by Baumgartner's ability to think

What amount of respect I had for Mr. Baumgartner has been removed by his inability to keep his mouth shut when speaking about things of which he knows nothing. Tell me, Mr. Baumgartner: how much Red Bull pay to have you fall (including the research necessary to make sure you didn't die)? Did you create any new technologies? Did you push the boundaries of existing technologies? Did you try to do something different other than change the height from which you fell? Do you do any research yourself or is your sole job to fall at the earth and not perish? No, Mr. Baumgartner, you broke a world record but did you LEARN anything other than you can do it without dying...and that you can overcome your fear of enclosed spaces? I think not. Astronauts are at least scientists, NASA and the other space agencies around the world enhance, increase, expand, and disseminate knowledge. You, Mr. Baumgartner, are just an ignorant weight that is very good at avoiding hitting the surface of the earth after flinging yourself at it. Meh. [Gary "how's that for a rant?"]
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9636188/Fearless-Felix-Baumgartner-Mars-is-a-waste-of-money.html

Friday, October 26, 2012

Episode 081 Texas Freethought Convention Interviews and stuff

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00:01:31 Kathleen Johnson, Vice President, American Atheists
http://www.atheists.org/
00:05:25 Steven Joseph Arauza, Founder "Godless Patriots"
http://godlesspatriots.com/
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/godlesspatriots/godless-patriots-american-atheist-shirts
00:14:00 Kevin Butler, Regional Campus Organizer For Texas, Secular Student Alliance
https://www.secularstudents.org/
00:20:15 Emily Davis - freethinking musician
http://emilydavis.bandcamp.com/
http://www.youtube.com/2hamsters1couple
00:28:00 Darrel Ray
http://ipcpress.com/index.php?id=1
http://thegodvirus.net/
00:34:45 Weekend Recap
Special thanks to State Legislators who supported us being on the Capitol steps
00:39:10 Magic Sandwich Show
00:41:10 The big Debate
First version of abortion debate with Matt Dillahunty and Kristine Kruszelnicki (give it a few days and a better version with clean audio and video will be available):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCg8Kb2qpg0
00:50:10 Atheism+

And no dogs at the convention, on the Capitol grounds, or in the car so who the hell knows what they were doing. Probably barking at something.

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And here is a picture of the shadow of an atom.



Friday, October 19, 2012

Episode 080 takes a flying leap from space nearly landing on a small child who should have known better but doesn't because she didn't

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00:02:00 Birthday
00:12:00 WOT infowars.com
00:16:15 Court rulings
DOMA unconstitutional
Kountz TX cheer leaders allowed to have Bible versus on their football sign things
00:28:00 Free Speech
00:33:00 Help Greta Christina
http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2012/10/18/bad-news-good-news-and-asking-for-help/
00:34:20 A leap from the edge of space and binders full of women
00:38:00 Child Abuse and perpetuation of behavior
01:05:30 Donna's Dinesh D'Souza Divorce Discussion snark
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/big-love-king-s-college-dsouzas-mistress-was-also-married
01:11:45 Lightning Round

And Harpo barks at the pizza guy, ignoring the pizza placed on an easily accessible table: good girl!

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No Big Board so here is the Dvorak Keyboard, which is supposedly more efficient than the QWERTY:


Friday, October 12, 2012

Episode 079 sheepishly responds to questions asks....yeah right...sheepishly

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00:04:45 Corrections updates
Vitamin D, Sputnik
00:05:45 Listener Mail exclamation mark
But very rambling replies
Daniel: Liberals and anti-science
and
Jack:
1: veganism,
2: trying to convince others their woo is bad
3: feminism
00:53:00 Birthday
01:01:13 Lightning Round

And Harpo dictates a sternly growled letter to the editor about...something.


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Still no Big Board so here is a classic sketch from the Two Ronnies
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Friday, October 5, 2012

Episode 078 prevaricates and pivots and ponders and pontificates and prints

...not really different from any other episode really, except for some slightly different words in slightly different order with slightly different meanings and inflections.

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00:04:30 Birthday Christian Sorensen Longomontanus
and Geo Helio Centricism yes I know that is spelled wrong

00:15:30 How do politicians avoid the question and do we care
http://www.npr.org/2012/10/03/162103368/how-politicians-get-away-with-dodging-the-question

00:37:10 New York Times on Retracted papers and fraud
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/02/science/study-finds-fraud-is-widespread-in-retracted-scientific-papers.html

00:57:00 Lightning Round

And Harpo gets her digs in on Greg for ignoring her for a couple of hours.

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No big board so here is a picture of a selectively bred goldfish.
(found on http://www.thisblogrules.com/2011/01/bubble-eye-goldfish-the-funniest-fish-in-the-aquarium.html)

Friday, September 28, 2012

Episode 077 suffers from a sickness but has nothing AT ALL to do with the tumo(u)r infestation due to the GMO 1's and 0's

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00:03:48 Birthdays
00:16:21 Why airplane windows do not roll down
00:25:00 Tim Farley gave us another plug on Virtual Skeptics about Natural News and their WOT rating
PLus new WOT:
www.ourhollowearth.com
Good Omens...read it!
Q: Hollow earth more like a hollow tootsie pop or a spherical oreo?
YOU decide!
00:39:30 GMO paper done wrong and general GMO/ sciencey/ press discussion
http://arstechnica.com/science/2012/09/anti-gmo-researchers-used-science-publication-to-manipulate-the-press/

And Harpo decidely takes a stand on not wantin no frankenfood but eats her meal anyway.


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No big board so here are the lyrics to Rebecca Black's "Friday" redone using YouTube's transcription function...from back when Gary had way too much time on his hands.
7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Oh there's one part you really gotta help me out with
Just say “yeah after I say this...twice

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
You guys already sound better without auto-tune

Don't worry it gets better

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend is
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Everybody is
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

Dramatic pause
Think about that last verse, okay?
Keep thinking are you thinking?
Because I have to scroll down for the words
There's so many words to this song can you believe it?
There's even a rap part

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend



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And told them Simpson


CNN between that time Mister Lindsey in Nominal Independence
Isn't handed to him, the bus stop
From Houston I've seen my friend


Contingent in france
sleep in the in the back seat
problems with my my
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Fried
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Don't you movie and
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Day and time is the useful to really and


For those who are you


Just yesterday since sponsored


Parliament needed barney (yeah)
Parliament needed barney (yeah)
Millionaire bond fund
comments on popular demand for weeks in the movie
Ended up gettinganniversaries and other without wasn't
The weekly standard


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Doesn't intend to black
Find forbidden
fruit milk but it is
Please stand at this time
This time around
I think that this you've got
Yeah you know it


Kinky the Nazi statement
IN the back seat
Definitely man
these seats






It's packaging
Fragments daddy's friday
everybody together politics
bill when he did weaknesses try
Friday


Hi evangelista installer
sujit


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and partying and
In advance of opinion
we're to you need you






Do you wouldn't seriously Wednesday
Dat these
The completes salutes
Police in this




Somalis Saturday
And Sunday times
analyst harvest weekend cyndi


Dramatiic policy
developments persevere
Day it
It's whatever forces out




This year actually






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Sold to the front


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political editor
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Has informed me that sticks at six on one
St
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morning on described it






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the
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